Okay, this is from Wiki so I don't know how much credit it holds, but according to Wiki, I have a Masochistic Personality Disorder (you know, despite being a Sadomasochist).
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SADISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER:

A) A pervasive pattern of cruel, demeaning,...

All the Hetalia fans just did!

We bitched and bitched and bitched until we got it!
To hell if it's insulting or racist, Anime fans love that shit when it's funny!

And Hetalia is funny!

Ha ha ha ha!

No is gonna ruin my high today, no...

I've officially managed to convince people on SodaHead that I'm male...
I even managed to convince other of this even though my gender said "Female".

It's too lawlzy to resist, really.

Why did I change it in the first place?
Because apparently being...

How if a guy prefers big boobs to small boobs then he's a good for nothing horny pervert but if a guy prefers small boobs then he's not a good for nothing horny pervert?

Also ever notice how when people try to console girls on having small boobs that they always seem to make it look like...

Female serial killers are the only type of woman to ever fascinate me...

Why? Their psychological profiles are almost always the same.
- They desire to get close to the victim, usually a spouse, child or the elderly.
- Almost always for material gain (all women are gold-diggers...