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"I'm just a crazy motherfucker, livin' it up, not givin' a fuck - in the fast lane!"
"Take two. Hoo haa! Now who's the Star Sucker? I'm the Starfish, You silly motherfucker."
"Cause it's so easy to tell a lie, and it's so easy to run and hide. But it's not easy to be alive.
So don't be wasting none on my time!"
-- Livin' It Up (by Limp Bizkit)
I love that song. I got more quotes from that one.... but I'll wait.
Quote:
"Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish! And the Hotdog Flavored Water! Bring it on! Get the fuck up!"
"It's a fucked up world. A fucked up place. Everybody's judged by their fucked up face."
"Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"? Fuck's just a word, and it's all fucked up."
"Ain't life a bitch? A fucked up bitch."
"Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind. It's real fucked up, like a fucked up crime."
"If I say "Fuck", two more times, That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme."
"Kiss.. my.. star.. fish. My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk."
-- Hot Dog (by Limp Bizkit)
Okay, the whole song is one gigantic quote that I just love... But I can't really quote it all.
Quote:
We're tormenting you! We're still tormenting you! Torment!
-- Joey and Tristan [Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series] (Episode 3)
My friends do this one all the time... It's pretty funny.
Quote:
"Hail, Satan!"
"Your mother plays card games in Hell!"
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Take a Knife to Your Dick, I'm a Cut Your Fucking Loss, I'm a Tie You Up Bitch, Yeah I Like it When You Gag
It's Easy for You Talking Shit From That Far Away, They Don't Show Me Respect You Best Remember My Name 'Candy' is My Name but There's Nothing Sweet About Me
"Kill em all, let god sort em out."
"Stop being so humble, you're not that great"
"Don't worry, darling. I'm not a bit afraid. It's just a dirty trick."
"To the strongest."
"I was in love with the memory of love"
"Magister Mundi sum"
"Alea iacta est"
"I've been told I'm a teddy bear. So i punched that 5 year old bitch in the face. Now we don't have that problem. I got my bear suit all bloody though"
"When you tell the kids at school about this. Tell them I got under your bra"
"It's a plan so awesome my head would explode if i even began to know what I was talking about"
"I've been accused of a lot of things in my life. But paranoid is NOT one of them...Unless they're saying it behind my back"
"Anger sharks are swimming in my brain"
"What do you do?" "I write erotic novels. For children." "oh my god what?" "Yeah, they are wildly unpopular." "oh my god." "You probably would be interested to know that I have a PHD." "Oh really?" "Yep, I have a pretty huge d--" "Ok I'm out of here
Lois Griffin: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!
Bonnie Swanson: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter Griffin: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois Griffin: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter Griffin: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter Griffin: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian Griffin: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter Griffin: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.
Peter Griffin: Red, blue, green...
Brian Griffin: Those are colors.
Peter Griffin [holding crying baby after Carol has given birth]: It's a beautiful baby girl!
Carol Pewterschmidt: Ooh, a baby girl! I'm so happy!
Peter Griffin: But she has a penis. Well, we'll have to do something about that [Picks up scalpel.]
Lois Griffin [taking scalpel away]: Peter, no! It's a boy.
"We communicated with pithy, rather monosyllabic thoughts: viz. Run, Jump, Where? Left, Up, Duck, etc.[1]
[1] The latter was an observation I made on the edge of a lake. Nathaniel unfortunately took it as a command, which resulted in our temporary immersion."
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Allen
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. -- Ronald Reagan
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. -- Ronald Reagan
I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves. -- Ronald Reagan
History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap. -- Ronald Reagan
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside. -- Homer (The Iliad)
You can't be angry with God and not believe in him at the same time. -- Sara B. Cooper, (House, Damned If You Do, 2004)
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Take a Knife to Your Dick, I'm a Cut Your Fucking Loss, I'm a Tie You Up Bitch, Yeah I Like it When You Gag
It's Easy for You Talking Shit From That Far Away, They Don't Show Me Respect You Best Remember My Name 'Candy' is My Name but There's Nothing Sweet About Me
"In this World there no such thing as Coincidence, only Inevitability."
-- Yuuko Ichihara [xxxHOLiC]
Looking for the Realest Bitch? Tell the World Das Me!
I'm a Super Bitch, I Fuck Shit Up, I do This Shit, Real Just Like My Titties You Can Even Cop a Feel-a I Could Kill a Bitch Man, I'm so Fucking Crazy, Gotta Gun, Foaming Mouth Rabies
Take a Knife to Your Dick, I'm a Cut Your Fucking Loss, I'm a Tie You Up Bitch, Yeah I Like it When You Gag
It's Easy for You Talking Shit From That Far Away, They Don't Show Me Respect You Best Remember My Name 'Candy' is My Name but There's Nothing Sweet About Me
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
-- William J. H. Boetcker
Love it.
Looking for the Realest Bitch? Tell the World Das Me!
I'm a Super Bitch, I Fuck Shit Up, I do This Shit, Real Just Like My Titties You Can Even Cop a Feel-a I Could Kill a Bitch Man, I'm so Fucking Crazy, Gotta Gun, Foaming Mouth Rabies
Take a Knife to Your Dick, I'm a Cut Your Fucking Loss, I'm a Tie You Up Bitch, Yeah I Like it When You Gag
It's Easy for You Talking Shit From That Far Away, They Don't Show Me Respect You Best Remember My Name 'Candy' is My Name but There's Nothing Sweet About Me
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What are your favourite quotes?
All kinds of quotes too.
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