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The bible says Noah grabbed two species of different animals and genders and put them on this huge fucking boat during the great flood. That right there is the problem. ONLY 2! So those animals mate have children and the parents die then what? Animals don't inbred and I'm sure those lions and carnivores were probably fucking hungry so what did they eat Noah or kill off another species. how did the species regenerate itself? They don't inbred their DNA is too far apart to reproduce and God couldn't have created more because well he wouldv'e just killed off everything anyways and just made more. Unless God forgets easily and is not really a God (Because how do Gods forget?). So that means every species should be Extinct including humans (Because what the fuck did Noah bone, a tree?).
That's all. What's your opinion on Noah's Ark, Fiction or Fact?
P.S. Not bashing Christianity just pointing out the truth.
Here's the thing, for survival animals will inbreed in need-be.
And if you don't wanna use that argument. God created more animals afterward.
So there.
By the way, Noah had a wife and children... people never seem to remember that.
These were special animals, not just regular animals. Through God's blessing all things can live without food or water if He so wishes it for a divine plan. Just like the woman and the well - she drank and no longer thirst.
The great flood was to wash the Earth of the corruption. Anything created after that was innocent. Not everyone died, there were those who were spared.
Once again, people seem to forget this.
If God so wishes it, then it will happen regardless of what we believe to be fact because out mortal minds cannot comprehend it.
It may seem impossible, but that doesn't mean jack shit~
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Here's the thing, for survival animals will inbreed in need-be.
And if you don't wanna use that argument. God created more animals afterward.
So there.
By the way, Noah had a wife and children... people never seem to remember that.
These were special animals, not just regular animals. Through God's blessing all things can live without food or water if He so wishes it for a divine plan. Just like the woman and the well - she drank and no longer thirst.
The great flood was to wash the Earth of the corruption. Anything created after that was innocent. Not everyone died, there were those who were spared.
Once again, people seem to forget this.
If God so wishes it, then it will happen regardless of what we believe to be fact because out mortal minds cannot comprehend it.
It may seem impossible, but that doesn't mean jack shit~
As a wise man once said: "If it seems too good to be true, it probably is."
And an even wiser man once said, "fact is more powerful than fiction, but fiction tends to be more factual than what meets the eye".
Like, for example, in the movie Jurassic Park, did you know that the size of the raptor was made to be larger? Because at that time the largest one they found was the size of a pitbull.
A month or so before the movie came out, they found a raptor about the same size as in the movie.
Another wise man once said, "fact is stranger than fiction".
If something seems too good to be true, that doesn't mean it isn't true.
I believe in it, i have faith in that it happened, this is all that I require as somethings, no matter how impossible, can happen.
Like once, a man got stabbed in the head with a hunting knife and survived the whole thing and was even able to give a description of the man who did it after he recovered.
And amazingly, suffered little to no brain damage even though it went right into his brain.
Or like the preacher-man who willingly sends 1 million volts (I think, it was volts) coursing through his body - which is more than enough to kill him and everyone in the room - and survives each and every time. Though, once he messed up and had an accident.
Fact is stranger than fiction, so no matter how unreal it may seem... doesn't mean it's not factual.
Shout, Shout, Let it all Out, These are the Things I Can do Without You Shouldn't Have to Jump for Joy, You Shouldn't Have to Shout for Joy
They Give You Life and in Return You Gave 'em Hell As Cold as Ice - No Bitch, You're Ice Ice Baby I Hope We Live to Tell the Tale, I Hope We Live to Shout the Tale
Will You Never Shout? And When You've Taken Down Your Guard... If I Could Change Your Mind, I'd Really Love to Break Your Heart! Come On Let Me Shout Shout Let Me, Come On Let Me Shout Shout!
Also, may I just add that Noah didn't take two of every animal. He took 7 (or 14) of every clean animal and two of every unclean animal.
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Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee seven and seven, the male and his female; and of the beasts that are not clean two, the male and his female (Genesis 7:2).
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Also, may I just add that Noah didn't take two of every animal. He took 7 (or 14) of every clean animal and two of every unclean animal.
Hmmm. that's not what I read but you point in a debatable quote so.But that still doesn't change my opinion. But what about Noah? How did the Human race repopulate.
The bible says Noah grabbed two species of different animals and genders and put them on this huge fucking boat during the great flood. That right there is the problem. ONLY 2! So those animals mate have children and the parents die then what? Animals don't inbred and I'm sure those lions and carnivores were probably fucking hungry so what did they eat Noah or kill off another species. how did the species regenerate itself? They don't inbred their DNA is too far apart to reproduce and God couldn't have created more because well he wouldv'e just killed off everything anyways and just made more. Unless God forgets easily and is not really a God (Because how do Gods forget?). So that means every species should be Extinct including humans (Because what the fuck did Noah bone, a tree?).
That's all. What's your opinion on Noah's Ark, Fiction or Fact?
P.S. Not bashing Christianity just pointing out the truth.
you are not pointing out the truth, you are pointing out your opinion.
and if you'd actually read the bible, you would know about the 7 clean animal deal.
the earth was repopulated by noah's 3 sons, Ham, Shem, and Japeth, and their wives, all of whom were an the ark.
god touched the animals so they could live peacefully together, like it was in the Garden of Eden before adam and eve sinned, no animals ate eachother.
as i said before, if you had actually read the Bible, you would know about all this.
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Noah's Ark is fake.
