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Old 16-01-12, 07:41 PM   #1
 
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Old 16-01-12, 08:26 PM   #2
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What is even the point of this? It's obviously fake.









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Lol, it made me giggle.
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Old 16-01-12, 09:32 PM   #4
 
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What is even the point of this? It's obviously fake.
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I don't get jokes about a baby girl being murdered.. That's sad..









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Old 16-01-12, 10:28 PM   #6
 
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it's called a fucking inappropriate joke.
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I don't get jokes about a baby girl being murdered.. That's sad..
"I don't get" people who make it an obligation to maneuver every situation into dismal melancholy.




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"I don't get" people who make it an obligation to maneuver every situation into dismal melancholy.
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It's not every situation, but a baby girl killed in a horrible way such as by her own mother. Yeah, I'm not gonna find the fun in that.









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Old 16-01-12, 10:38 PM   #10
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Humor is subjective. What someone giggles at, another may not. Lets not start something here because we don't find the humor in the same thing.
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