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You already broke the rules of this thread, so the dead deities come back as zombies and besiege your house in the name of this thread. They eventually break through your line of defenses (really, a door, that's all you have?) and slaughter you.
Kick your ab, and then kick your head. Your head will be torn off from your body and fly, and once it's low enough, I'll kick it and shoot it against your body. Your body will be hit and explode, along with your head, leaving a bloody mess.
I'll then proceed to go and drink some coffee.
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Staff member: August 12th, 2011-November 5th, 2011
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I pour poison in 5 glasses out of 10, and add water to make it look like it's innocent. I give you the glasses for a party you're having, and you take a glass and drink it. When your other party members start receiving a painful death, you realize I poisoned the water and you kill yourself. You didn't get the poisoned water. Haha.
Throw a hammer at your head then throw another one til you die xD
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