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Old 14-02-12, 01:41 PM   #1
 
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How bout we compose some quotes you would never hear out of parents mouth.

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"You just need a sweater, it's only 28 degrees"

"You didn't have to hide the fact that you've been watching porn since August of 2010. I still love you."

"You know what, why don't YOU drive a little? Head start on drivers ed."

"Stay up til however you want, I really don't care"

"Honey, I gotta admit. Our kids are pretty ugly."

"You just had sex? Alright high five!"

"You tried cocaine? Alright high five!"

"Your in a threesome? Alright high five!"

(Dads) "Your gay? Fine by me"

"Ayo turn that up! Is that Weezy? YMCMB plehboi!"

"Ay who's that on the radio? Coldplay? Ugh, change it to the hip hop station."

"The Beatles were wack"

"Soulja Boy is dope!"

"Gotta hustle hard homie"

"Hey you wanna get faded with us? Who cares if your only 14?"

"Gotta love that screamo. Crank it up, the louder the better!"

"Parents should never spank their kids."

(Moms) "Wanna borrow my dildo?"

"Your inviting 20 kids for a party? Fine by me, want me to get the Bud Lite?"

"Yeah, you can play your PS3 a little longer, I'll just microwave your dinner when your done."
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My mom has said 3 of those LOL




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The only thing my parents have said is that you shouldn't spank kids.









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"you got her pregnant? Go pack your bags!"

"Oh your first speeding ticket. Im so proud"

"Lil wayne is such a great role model"
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LOL this thread is hilarious xD









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My mom and dad have said like 8 of these -_-








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My mom has said 3 of those LOL
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My mom and dad have said like 8 of these -_-
Did they say them as a joke?




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The only thing my parents have said is that you shouldn't spank kids.
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