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I don't know if I posted this here before or not, but I'm 99% sure I didn't, and that it was another website. Warning, sexuality is referenced.

A man goes for a checkup at his doctor. His doctor hands him a jar, and says he needs a semen sample to get a sperm count. The man comes back the next day with the jar empty. The doctor asked what happened.

"Well, you see doc, it went like this: First I tried, with my left hand, and then my right hand, but nothing. Then my wife tried, with both hands, but nothing. Then her mouth, first with teeth in, then with teeth out. We even asked the nice, teenage girl next door to help, she tried with both hands, and then her mouth, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your teenage neighbor for help?"

"Yes, I did. And no matter what we did, we couldn't get that damn jar open!"

Hahahahah xD that's hilarious.

tehe that's funneh

ahahaha is funny because we assume they tried to handle his penis

I didn't choose the thug life

My mom picked it out for me at walmart

And now the joke isn't funny

Every thing is just a new sensation, accept it and move on.
No need to focus on it and label it bad or good.

That is a hilarious joke.

What has the human race come to?

C'mon, really? Take a joke