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Old 09-06-12, 07:44 PM   #1
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Default Two men climb down a chimney

At the bottom one man has soot on his face, the other doesn’t; one man washes his face, the other doesn’t. Tell me, which man washes his face?
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The guy with soot on his face. DUH!?










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The man without soot on his face.
He looked at the other man and assumed his face was dirty. The other man assumed his face was clear.









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Default Re: Two men climb down a chimney

One of them washed his face.
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Default Re: Two men climb down a chimney

tell me, how can two men go down a chimney?
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Default Re: Two men climb down a chimney

Same way a 400 pound chub with a huge ass bag of gifts for every child in the world does?
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One at a time.
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Two men cannot go down a chimney. And even if they did, how can one man have soot on his face and one not?
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They can if they go down one at a time. The first one rubs all the soot off so there isn't as much that could get on the second.
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