Then this isn't the thread for you love. Sorry.

i lied them both.
but new moon was so much more exciting

I think this thread needs renaming. People don't seem to be getting the idea :/

hahaha.. yeaaah ..can't agree more !!

i would have thought the fact it's a rant thread would have been enough of a deterrant...?

haha lol
my obsessed friend sent me this clip of pattinson on the tyra banks show, and she asked him to bite her!
Seriously girls are going around 'bite me' wtf???

♥. Just another day like any other,
Nothing in the sky said run for cover,
There was no parade,
No lights flashing,
No songs to sing along the way. ♥

thats just a teensy bit weird.....

and there was something else to report........
OH YEAH!

yesterday i was shopping with my friends and we found these twilight parodies in foyles called nightlight



we went and put some ontop of the pile of twilight books in retaliation to bad writing

here's the blurb

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

love it XD

hahahahaha, yes! I saw that book too, I was so glad someone was finally publishing a book mocking that wretched waste of paper.....


want my opinion on why Twilight is a horrible creation that deserves to be banned? Because ti is turning literature into television. It is a grade two reading level marketed to teens. You don't have to think to read it.

Why do parents not want kids watching tv all day? because it;s lazy, takes no intellect and doesn't exercise the mind (they think). Whty do parents approve of kids reading? because it takes brainpower, it makes them smarter, and it is creative and smart. Twilight takes all of those good things about reading, and sodomizes them. It is a book that you watch, not read. There is nothing smart, or worth money, in it. All that, and also.... Stephanie Meyer is an awful writer. She can;t writer for beans. there is nothing to her writing, nothing deeper than what is literally stated. there is no metaphor, no allegory, no deep logic or inference, nothing original or creative.



My favourite quote of all time: "One cannot say that [Meyer] is a good writer, we can, however, say that she is a good business woman."