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THEY ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF ME

I hate when I'm calmly eating my breakfast and someone in the room sneezes really loud, almost like a sneeze/yell mixture. Fuck it's one of the most annoying things in the world. WHY THE HELL CAN'T THEY SNEEZE NORMALLY??!!?? What's the difference? Stop annoying people with your loud sneezes, you're not elephants for fuck's sake, stop trying to be like them!!
When people sneeze really loud near me I have to try really hard not to yell at them stuff like "You fuckin' bastard, what kind of sneezing is that you stupid annoying prick why don't you just get the hell out of here and die instead of blowing up people's ears! Do you want to make me deaf!? Do you want to make everyone deaf? IS THAT THE KIND OF WORLD YOU WANT TO LIVE IN!? WITH EVERYONE DEAF!? I don't think so, so stop fucking sneezing so loud .

/rant

Sorry for the weird rant but i really needed to get that out

A lover knows only humility; he has no choice...
He steals into your alley at night; he has no choice...
He longs to kiss every lock of your hair; don't fret, he has no choice...
In his frenzy of love for you, he longs to break the chains of his imprisonment; he has no choice...

Lmao,
I Bloody hate it when my dad Sneezes with a massive Yell and then Sighs as if Its someones fault he had to do that.
So I know what you mean!
Hahaa

Some people sneeze loudly. Believe me, most can't help it.
I sneeze loud some times, I blow my ears out when i do.
The irony is because I can't help it, I pinch my nose together so it won't be loud - but it blows my ears out, thus making me more deaf than I already am.

It may be annoying, but people can't help it. So live with it.
Some people are just born with a really powerful nose. Unjustified rant.

Oh man I thought it was just me that reacted so corrosively to sneezing. It's not so much the volume though, it's sneeze after sneeze after sneeze that, for some reason, really gets on my tits. My vati always has a sneezing fit when he drinks wine, i.e. every evening, and something about it makes me so irritable!

I can't sneeze 'properly'. Instead of the sneeze coming out, (sorry, really can't think of any other way to word it) I sortof subconsciously ... stop it. Because otherwise it really hurts & feels unnatural!

STOP. ARE YOU READING THE ABOVE POST?
If not, do it. I'm beginning to get the impression that 50% of TF is populated by literate parrots/sentient mirrors.

i like loud sneezes lol

People can be so disgusting...

Anytime anyone does anything with any part of their bodies that potentially puts any amount of any type of any fluid created within their bodies grosses me out. The fact that they announce it loudly only adds to it. It's like the flash of lightning before the boom of thunder.

Sneezing is an involuntary reaction..however, one's decision to NOT cover it with the sleeve of their elbow isn't...and that's the part that bothers me. It just shows an utter lack of personal awareness.