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Old 25-07-11, 02:28 PM   #1
 
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I'm terribly sorry I'm American, and many other countries in the world despises me and wants me to suffer because of my heritage. I'm sorry my way of speaking sounds like nails on a chalkboard simply because I say things you don't say in your country. I'm sorry I'm a woman and that I get to experience the same education as boys do, and that I have a chance at a well-paying job. I'm also sorry that I am allowed to drive as a woman.

I'm sorry my government feels the need to "interfere" in everyone else's business. I'm sorry I'm not part of socialism and that I do not advocate for socialized healthcare. Oops, socialised. Sorry, that's my American coming out. I'll try to change how I speak and write just to please you, and I'll hide my opinions and thoughts because I'm anti-human and the only comments I can offer reflect my extremist, selfish American ways. Pardon me.

This is not directed at any person, specific or otherwise. This does not target a specific culture or country or religion, either. So please, do not start an argument with me about it. This is just a rant, it has no purpose to offend or slander any person or entity. Thank you.
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Old 25-07-11, 02:33 PM   #2
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You should be proud of who you are.
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Old 25-07-11, 02:44 PM   #3
 
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I am, this is kind of a sarcastic rant :3
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Old 25-07-11, 02:46 PM   #4
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Sarcastic rant thread is win.
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Old 25-07-11, 02:51 PM   #6
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...She's being sarcastic people.

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Old 25-07-11, 02:57 PM   #7
 
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Well I'm being sarcastic, but I'm also making a statement. I'm proud to be an American and to have the freedoms I have.
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Well...

You should really pronounce things the correct way anyway... since it's the ENGLISH language.

Americans niggle me, but you're not all bad.
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Old 25-07-11, 03:16 PM   #9
 
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We pronounce things the same, we just spell them different. A Z instead of a S or a C, for example. But it isn't really that big of a deal.

It's really sad Americans annoy other people. We're just like everyone else.
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We pronounce things the same, we just spell them different. A Z instead of a S or a C, for example. But it isn't really that big of a deal.

It's really sad Americans annoy other people. We're just like everyone else.
See... It's either you guys aren't aware the rest of the world hates you, or you don't understand.

American's are just like... eurgh.

They have such a firm belief in liberty for everyone yet black people were oppressed for years, Homosexuals STILL are, Cherokee's were oppressed. It's like

If you're going to promise liberty, be fucking liberal, let gay people get married, it doesn't effect your life in anyway, stop being hypocritical.

And also, it's like "SHIT YEAH IM A MARINE HOOAH" it's like.

CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU'RE A SOLDIER. CHILL. YOU'RE JUST LIKE ANY OTHER SOLDIER. CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOU EGOTISTICAL PRICK.

I appreciate America has a good military, but jesus christ, the people in it all seem to think of themselves like fucking superheroes...

And it's like. You guys used "The Middle Eastern Countries are developing nuclear weapons".

News flash, so are the Germans, why not invade them? Is it because they have no oil and you can't use terrorism as an excuse? me thinks so.

Jesus, if you're invading for resources, just fucking say so, and remember, you guys fucking trained Al-Qaeda anyway.

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