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^ This is the kind of people I'm talking about.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT UR DICK!

Impossible, it's a central part of current events. My mammoth monstrosity manifests distinct quantum attributes that make it of key interest to anyone on the planet.

IE. When I get an erection my monster dong instantly grows to such an amazing amount of dense mass that it forms a back hole. The entire Earth and all light for thousands of miles around us are sucked into the event horizon of my unfurling manhood. Time ceases to exist in the singularity. Then the overwhelming ferocity of my famous phallus explodes in an event that isn't quite super nova, but is more than the birth of a sun. I quickly go flaccid and time resumes its normal course on Earth, and no one notices.

You're a virgin, I can tell.

once again, bringing back the point of.

Those who talk about their penises too much have probably never gotten the chance to use them.

thank you, sir.

Not all men but some of them always brag about their penis like oh mine is bigger then yours and bla bla bla I mean seriously who cares about how big it is.


This is what I say , who cares about how big it is , it's how you use it that matters!

I've got a lovely penis. I haven't had the chance to use it yet, but I can guarantee that any girl who decides to go cowgirl on my knob will have a good time.

^ That's all that needs to be said.

Some assholes like to bring it up just outta nowhere.

Me: Did you hear the big news? Amy Winehouse Died. How sad.
Asshole: BIG? LIKE MAH DICKKK
Me: *punches in the face*

I love how you all are bitching about people bitching about their penises way more then they ever bitched in the first place..This is far more annoying then a guy being worried if he's too small. (And yeah, shut up, i know i don't have to read it, just saying.)

Little white flowers will never awaken you, not when the cold depths have all but overtaken you.

Dearest, The days are all so long,
and in the shadows I spend them all.
My heart and I long for slumber.
Slumber I'm caressing you, I bless your touch, I lust for you.
Slumber you are not a dream, Not as much as you seem.
- Joao <3