"What's wrong with you?" Me? Nothing. What's wrong with you?
"Are you a robot?" No. Robots can be programed.
"Do you have some hormone imbalance?" No.
"Are you just a crazy religion nut who things sex is evil?" No but partially yes to the last half.
"What do you mean you're still a virgin?" Exactly what I said.
"Are you serious?" Yes.
"But you're in your prime, how could you not like it?" Uh, because.
"Are you crazy?" Yes, so much so that's I'm actually sane. But how is it important?
"So you're a Lesbian then?" No.
"You must be lying." And your mother lied about
not trying to abort you.
"You're just confused." And you're mother did drugs and drank alcohol while she was pregnant with you.
"You're too young to really understand." No, I understand quite well. Probably more than you actually.
"You're just a late bloomer." Not according to my biological clock.
"You're in denial." So are you.
"You're afraid of sex." No, I'm afraid of insulting a person making them think they're horrible at it because I didn't enjoy it. Wait, no I'm not.
"Is it a disorder?" Not anymore than you're obvious lack in brain cells.
"I feel sorry for you." That's fine, I feel sorry for you too.
"I can cure you of that attitude?" So you're planning on raping me to change my mind? Class act.
"We're you molested as a child?" No, but you probably did a lot of molesting as a child.
"You're afraid to get close to people." Not afraid, just annoyed.
"You must have daddy issues." Hardly, I have an amazing relationship with my father. I know this, because he's more intelligent than you could ever fathom to be.
"You just haven't met the right person yet." No, I haven't. But I'm sure when I do I will more than likely not feel anything sexual for them.
"It's just a phase." About as much as your stupidity/ignorance is a phase.
"You're just selfish." ...So? Because I have respect for my body and don't give it up to the first thing with a pulse, I'm selfish? Do me a favor, go get castrated.
"You just need a good rape." Contrary to what you believe, rape doesn't equal love. First bastard who touches me like that, I'll make him suffer beyond suffering. Care to be the first attempt?
"Humans can't reproduce by themselves!" ....*facepalms*
"You mean you don't want to get married or have children?!" Actually, I want both. Just not sex. Ever hear of adoption and A.I.?
"How do you know if you've never tried?" Same way I know I don't like eating shit, taking a cheese-grader to my skin, stabbing myself, having my eye gouged out, being raped. Then again, I've never killed a person before... so I may very well find that enjoyable according to your logic.
"You're just repressed." So was your daddy. Guess that's why he left.
"So you just masturbate all the time?" Well, doing it all the time would get awfully tiring. Occasionally i do, so what?
"You can't be Asexual if you masturbate?" Yes, i can actually. Drive isn't the same as desire or attraction. Drive is merely the biological drive to mate and have offspring. I only have a drive during ovulation anyway. All it shows is that I'm physically ready to have children.
And many more. There's so much, I can't remember them all. These questions piss me off. If you want to inquire about Asexuality then please do so, I'll be happy to explain to the best of my ability. But must you be a judgmental asshole about it?
And I happened to find this on a site, it's funny, so read it:
Quote:
"One of my closest friends, to whom I am openly Ace, recently asked me what it was like during my first sex-ed class in middle school. This is how I explained it:
'Let's suppose someone sat you down and said, very frankly, "I know it may not make sense now, but someday, very soon, you will have a very strong desire to cut off your foot. no, don't give me that look like you won't, everyone does. It's normal. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone my age who hasn't. Anyway, since it's going to be so important to you, and I know I can't stop you, I want to tell you how to do it safely. Let me give you some little plastic covers so that the stump where your foot was doesn't get infected, since that can happen sometimes. Also, if you wait until you're married, then you can both cut off your feet together, and it'll make you feel closer as a couple. Just remember, it's always best to wait until then, since this is a big deal. Now, when you're cutting off feet, you can get a lot of fluids everywhere, so be sure to clean it up. You can catch diseases from that stuff too, you know. I'm telling you this because cutting off feet is probably the most beautiful and enjoyable thing you'll ever do, but I want you to do it safely. I mean, you don't want to get hurt, do you? Oh, and by the way, this is where babies come from too".
And the whole time he's saying this, everyone around you is completely enthralled - they're nodding, they're writing down notes, they're asking whether a saw or hatchet works best, etc.'"
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Personally I'm a Asexual-Hetero/Andro-Demiromantic. Meaning I'm Asexual but I can be romantically attracted to the opposite sex/ bio-males after we've built up a connection. I specify the difference in Hetero and Andro because Hetero is the Opposite Gender while Andro is Biologically Male. So i guess not specifying means it could also classify as being romantically attracted to someone who considers themselves male. Although... I don't think that's used much.
There's too much specification to worry about though.
Anyway, ask questions, just don't fucking insult me or condescend my while doing so.
Although there was that one girl... but she did look like a boy. Except for the long-ass hair. Other than that I would be down-right convinced she was just a very short guy.
I hate people. Stop thinking something is wrong with me just because I don't conform to your way of life or thinking. Everyone is different. I may not like sex (actually I hate it) but I don't go around saying you need to have a chastity belt glued to you. Well, not often at least when adults are concerned... 12 year olds on the other hand...
But that's another story.
If there's a fucking question, I'm gonna fucking answer it. If it's about sex and I'm curious about said question, I'm gonna answer it. Don't say I have no business answering the question just because my answer isn't "S3X IS GR8!1! S3X IZ AWSUM!111! S3X iS AMAZUNG!1! UD HAV TO B KRAZI NT TO LYKE S3X!!1! i LYK TO FUKC ALLLLL DA PUSSSSSSSYYYY!!!1" or otherwise relating to how sex is supposedly awesome.
You like it? Fine. Just don't assume everyone does. I mean, how do you know you don't like having a body part violently removed if you've never tried it? Psh, you're just to young to understand how awesome having your leg ripped off feels! When you're older, you'll understand.
And to everyone who's ever asked or said something insulting to me and was an ignorant ass:
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