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Old 05-09-11, 06:32 PM   #1
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Okay so this rant comes from this show i was watching last night. It's called Big Easy Wedding or something, it's about a chapel in new Orleans and they do all kinds of weddings...it's super cheesy and id be pissed if i was married by them, i know it's all run off and get married like las vagas type thing, but the one person that was an employer there made a dirty joke during the voes of this couple, the guy was 6'8 and the woman was 4'10, they were making sex jokes and asking questions all day, fine, but during the vows....? but anyways, on to the real rant. So this other wedding there were "real" vampires. They ate raw meat, everything. And they were all offended how this same girl who made the dirty joke was all afraid of them, which i think it's kinda dumb but the one old lady was creepy as crap... but anyways, they were like saying there's ten humans coming to the wedding and 15 vampires.... they were all "Everyone is human at one point, so we're no different, just on a different level" Like....dude, you're not a freaking vampire... You're teeth are fangs but they're not real, you had them shaped that way, you don't turn into a bat, you go out in sunlight etc, whatever, your life style fun, but YOUR NOT A REAL VAMPIRE. YOUR HUMAN. -.- You want to be one act like one, fine, whatever, but you're not one, your a human. You were out in light and didn't die, that proves it! It's just so dumb... Like, if you want that lifestyle, no problem but to say you're not human..what the bull? that's not even possible....

Not trying to be offending or anything I just don't get it... You can't be something, you can't. It's not like a sex change or something that is possible, this is seriously impossible but they were taking it literally and claiming they're vampires..

I don't get it.









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Old 05-09-11, 07:18 PM   #2
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Well, it is actually possible to be a real vampire... sorta... kinda...
There's this disease I heard of but I can't remember the name. All i know is ingesting human blood is one of the better ways to stop it from getting worse. And that sunlight has a negative effect on the skin. I saw it on CSI and my Nanny (she's a nurse) said it was real but pretty rare. But i can't remember the name.

But what you were saying... so true. There's a line between fantasy and delusion you know. XD









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Old 05-09-11, 07:20 PM   #3
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all i know about humans being vampires, is that the stomach cannot digest human blood. and it just sits there.

my best friends father is a surgeon. lol.

but that is kinda weird. >.<
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Old 05-09-11, 07:20 PM   #4
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I get the some diseases are bad for the skin, Ive seen that, but you don't melt instantly or whatever. And the blood craving thing can just be like cutting, where the more you do it the more it helps, that sorta thing.

But stillllll! xD these are "normal" people legit claiming they are "real vampires"


....It's crazy.









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Old 05-09-11, 07:47 PM   #5
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@Marionetta, I believe you're talking about Porphyria.

But really? I mean...come on people. Some things should be left unsaid.
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Old 05-09-11, 11:16 PM   #6
 
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I don't get it.
you always can meet those dumb folk in real life anywhere. simply accept it.

but on the wedding of my cousin, i once met real vampires. they all were colleagues of my cousin and her husband. many work at places like Wall Street and so. nowadays they are called bankers, brokers or so. and at that party i was really afraid first time of my life. but luckily i survived.
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Old 05-09-11, 11:34 PM   #7
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There are some strange people out there in the world..
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Old 06-09-11, 02:30 AM   #8
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Strange people.
But I suppose it's their life style and if they want to live that way they can, but I certainly wouldn't.










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Old 06-09-11, 02:38 AM   #9
 
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Hmm... Do they sparkle? XD
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Old 06-09-11, 03:03 AM   #10
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^ LOL. Oh please tell me they sparkled. xD


But seriously, I would have been a bit freaked out at that wedding. It's all cool if you want to roleplay and shiz but I wouldn't go that far.









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