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The people who say shit like, "I'm going to cut off your balls and cook and eat them!" are idiots. You don't know who I am or where I live or any shit like that. You aren't fooling anybody; you're just a wannabe tough guy whose decided that they'll add in a homicidal element to that! And I see more and more of these people too; they think they're so tough because they CAN THREATEN PEOPLE ANONYMOUSLY OVER THE INTERNET!

Yesterday I was a in a chatroom. I disagreed with some guy's political opinions and he said he was going to wait outside my house, tase me, kidnap me and rape me in the ass until my anus bled. What the fuck? I've talked to you for less than a minute, you don't know my name, you don't know my gender and you don't even know my goddamn country yet you're "already heading over to my house ready to rape me." Even worse are the people who try to be creative with their threats, which are mostly variations on what they'll do to, you guessed it, my balls. "I'm going to twist them until they rip off and force you to eat them raw!" That doesn't sound threatening; it makes you sound like a fucking idiot.

So in short, people who try to be threatening, and especially wannabe homicidal maniacs, bother me greatly.

That's pretty hilarious.

Some peeps are like that, just ignore them. They're just feeling brave because it's over the internet

Michael~

Hah yeah I know. I mean i violently joke with my friends about gorey deaths but they obviously know it's my way of kidding. Really different then a stranger doing it..

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It depends on the context. I mean, I often partake in the gory deaths of my compatriots.

In all reality, they're just stupid. Ignore them.

"A toothache, or a violent passion, is not necessarily diminished by our knowledge of its causes, its character, its importance or insignificance".- T.S. Eliot

Meh, I do that all the time in a joking context. But in real life I'm not always joking. Like in my rants I always seem to get around to threatening someone but in my case I actually have done violent shit before (including stabbing someone in the throat with a pencil), and generally I tend to go for the throat when I have violent outbursts. At least I used to. I've calmed way down since then.

So in real life I'd totally do horrible and possibly violent shit to people. But online I just joke about when it concerns the people online. Now if I'm going on about someone I know in real life and I'm threatening horrible things to them - well, I might actually do it. Though almost never to the extent I describe. I mean, I could actually get arrested for that.

That being said, most people don't actually mean it. Most people don't actually believe what they're saying. Most people are really not that crazy you know. Most people are not all that violent. It's probably just how they get out all their built up frustrations. I personally think it's more like they want to do those things they describe but actually can't so instead they just say it. Or it's more like they want to do that but also they don't want to. Meh, it's hard to explain.
But I'm kinda like that so maybe it's just me.

Although most people are not that self-aware so more than likely, they're just idiots.
I, on the other hand, am usually just joking. Unless I'm talking about someone I know in real life. Though I'm almost never literal about it.

Oh well, when it's not in a joking context it can be really annoying. Esp. when person keeps at it.


By the way, I wouldn't make you eat them raw. How disgusting! You have to cook it first!
Who in their right mind would eat a raw penis? That's like eating raw meat, it's not good for you, you know.
You have to carefully prepare it and make sure it's cooked right! not only would it be a gory act, but it would be much more damaging psychologically. And I wouldn't rip it off either. i'd at least give you something to where you couldn't feel a damn thing first - I can't have you passing out from the pain, can I?
You'd pass out before I even got a chance to shove it down your throat if you just rip it off!
Now, first I'd give you a powerful drug, then slice it off. Then after the mental shock, I'd make you watch as i cooked it and then when it was done I'd just force you to eat it!

Duh, that's a much better threat! It's far more violent if you think about it. It's still just as bloody, but it's also a much horrible fate. You wouldn't be able to feel a thing but you'd have to live with the psychological damage of it all. Plus, you know, you wouldn't have a penis and you'd have to live with it.

People who threaten to rip it off clearly have no idea what they're talking about! Besides, most people are not strong enough just to rip it off. Geez, what an idiot. My way is clearly the better form of torture! At least when it comes to being violent with a penis. There are seriously much better ways of torture.
Like curb-stomping! You'd lose all your teeth and a violently bloody mess and it's so easy to do too. You just have to get them to stay in place for a second and once you stomp down they'll be in to much pain to move.


Clearly those idiots have no idea what they're talking about. It's much more threatening if you actually are realistic. But even then, online it doesn't matter. At best you can just freak them out with disturbingly graphic and realistic detail.


Btw, if you couldn't tell, half of this was totally sarcastic.