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Half of last night I was on the shitter, feeling like my bowels were going to explode and the same thing happened this morning too. It almost never happens in the morning when it happens at night. Either way, i feel horrible.
Not only that but I'm pissed at my sister! Again! I mean really she needed to move my car so that her friend could get out (as she parked right behind me and then some asshole had the nerve to park right behind her and blocked her in) and she didn't bother to ask for my keys, she just took them! I wouldn't have said no or anything, the situation was understandable and her friend is a good enough driver, i would have trusted her to move my car!
But no, she doesn't even ask.
Bitch got pissed because I took MY q-tips back. Yes, we have assigned q-tips for this reason, so we won't fight over them. Right now, mine are blue and hers are purple.
So she runs out of her first pack and I'm about half way done through mine so she steals the rest of mine before I even know they're gone (I only find out because that nasty ass misses the trash can when she tries to throw them away).
So now I get a new pack and so does she. She goes through hers faster than the speed of light and keeps using mine, I get fed up with it so I take mine back then she gets pissed off at me for taking MINE back.
Then i try to tell her the ONE time I used ONE of her purple q-tips for and ear-draining emergency (because the bitch stole all of mine and i had no idea where the packs were at this point and hers were there) and she sees it out right after I used it and all of a sudden it's like the world fucking imploded to her.
Not only that but one time I went out and bought the bitch q-tips with my own money, and she never paid me back! But God forbid I ever got to touch one! Despite how those were the only ones we had at the time!
Our mother got us these q-tips so we'd have our own colors and stop fighting over them, but that obviously didn't work! She likes to steal what's mine and then won't let me use anything of hers when my supply runs out. It's ALWAYS been this way.
If I let her borrow something that's mine, she'll assume it's hers from that moment on and will freak out if I want it back - even if I need it. Hell, even if I bought it with my own damn money!
She's always been stealing what's mine because she can't stand the fact that I have something she doesn't, even if she doesn't want or need it. Which is why she always went out of her way to get things I didn't have, even if I didn't want it and then would rub it in my face she had something I didn't.
Bitch is fucking crazy. It's just q-tips NOW. But it runs so much deeper than that. And q-tips are a big deal in this case because I have problems with ear drainage. I need q-tips to get up in there and clean them out. And think about the math here for a minute. We both have limited supplies, she keeps stealing mine, she'll stab my in the throat before she lets me touch what's hers, so think... eventually she'll use up all of mine then have all 24 of her packets left. So far she's used up one of hers by herself and I've used 1/3 (combined) of the two of mine that have been opened. She's used the rest of them. She uses about 10 - 25 q-tips every fucking morning.
She uses them for make up. Make up! Ugh!
I hate it when she's like this, I really do. And she's like this most of the time. She wants what I don't have, can't have, or don't want (but assumes I want it). And if I get ANYTHING before she does, like a car for example, she gets all fucking pissy about it. She can't accept the fact that, yeah, I'm technically the older sister no matter what you'd like to believe!
That's the other thing, she likes to believe she's the older sister and I'm the younger ignorant sister who doesn't know the ways of the world because I was homeschooled for all of two and a half years. And claims that "times have changed" since I've been in school. Well bull fucking shit. Everything she tells me sounds exactly the same as when I was going, she just refuses to accept it!
She's also a disgusting pig and a hypocrite about it. Yeah, she'll fart, burp, scratch places, in your fucking face - literally! But God fucking forbid I have to scratch the back of my head when it itches, when I'm in the corner of a booth and no one can see me, in a restaurant.
Not only that, she's as stubborn as a boar or an ass! It's her way and that's it, nothing else. She's horribly passive-aggressive to top it all off. More aggressive when it comes to me though. She attacks me and no one thinks anything of it. And God forbid I actually shed a tear over getting slapped, punched, kicked, or clawed - because oh it doesn't matter that she's technically bigger and stronger than me, I'm still older and I shouldn't "over react". Meanwhile, if I so much as touch her, OUTBURST OF MASSIVE RAGE AND TEARS.
Like I just broke her arm or something. To make it worse, she needs constant approval. The second someone stops saying something nice about her, stops telling her she's pretty, or that they like her, or whatever - she just needs confirmation of acceptance in the popular eye - she'll flip out and think no one loves her, she's a hideous beast, and that she's only like this because of me. Yeah, me. Because I didn't show her enough love and affection growing up. Bitch, no one ever showed me any love and affection growing up. As soon as you popped out, you took MY daddy away from me! If anyone should be pissed, it should be me because you took my daddy away from me so I had no choice but to get stuck with out mother until YOU decided our daddy scared you so then you decided mommy was the better choice, after that I couldn't even get close to her!
And that's why I fucking became the son they never had! *twitches*
If anyone should be angry at life, it's me! Oh, no, not you, brat. You had it great! People liked you growing up, you actually did decent in school, unlike me who flunked Kindergarten (with a good excuse)! And unlike me who everyone hated just because I was quiet. Also unlike me who everyone thought was a retard (no really, I was put into special education). And even those guys thought I was stupid! At least until i got better at the work, then they thought I was a teachers pet!
But, no, everyone always preferred you when it came to peers. Adults always preferred me because I was quiet and didn't like to start shit. But, oh, poor baby - daddy tried to get you into sports! And got frustrated with you just for be afraid of a ball! How horrible! Suck it up! The man deliberately threw baseballs AT me so I would doge them!
Aw, poor baby, mommy made you learn how to swim in the kiddy pool with daddy giving you instructions on how to free style? Get over it, I learned how to swim by drowning first. And right after I was saved, I jumped right back in and I dog paddled my fucking way to the other end of the pool.
Oh, poor baby, daddy actually wants to help you with your math? Better than him pretty much insinuating you're stupid for not understanding basic multiplication. You're lucky he mellowed out before you started school!
You mad because daddy got another job so he'd be home more often? Idiot, he's our daddy, not a tyrant! He used to work all night and was gone before we got home from school, we only ever saw him on the weekends. We hardly used to know the man. Well, I knew him, she never did.
Oh, what's that, you HATE our parents? hate them for what? Loving you? Giving you a home? Not kicking you sorry ungrateful ass out of the house? Feeding you? Giving you clothes? Giving you money to go shopping with? Bitch, that last one is more than I ever got! By the time they started doing that, they were telling me to get a job! Ugh!
She's a spoiled brat! She thinks she's a princess and that everyone should serve her like she's fucking royalty. And she gets pissed when i treat her like a normal person. Bitch has a fucking superiority complex.
I can't wait until I find someone to marry and move out of here. That way, she won't try to come and live with me!
Long rant is long but she's a fucking bitch. I have no idea how she got this way. She wasn't much more spoiled than I was, and we were not spoiled much growing up, she just somehow got it into her head that she's special and deserves and expects to be spoiled all the time.
Shout, Shout, Let it all Out, These are the Things I Can do Without You Shouldn't Have to Jump for Joy, You Shouldn't Have to Shout for Joy
They Give You Life and in Return You Gave 'em Hell As Cold as Ice - No Bitch, You're Ice Ice Baby I Hope We Live to Tell the Tale, I Hope We Live to Shout the Tale
Will You Never Shout? And When You've Taken Down Your Guard... If I Could Change Your Mind, I'd Really Love to Break Your Heart! Come On Let Me Shout Shout Let Me, Come On Let Me Shout Shout!
Anyway. If she was my sister, I'd almost sort of kind of want to beat her up. She seems pretty horrible haha
Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive
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Last edited by MontrealRepresent; 30-11-11 at 09:29 AM..
God i love your rants. They are pretty amazing. (A small guilty pleasure of mine)
Anyway, Your sister sounds like a typical spoiled shit head. How someone hasn't smacked her is quite beyond me. Basically sounds like a giant sack of shit situation, with a shitty type of person. I would've moved out a long time ago. Who the fuck gets mad about q-tips? They're just q-tips. She sounds like a massive hypocrite. Good luck with that whole... Situation.
<----- Judgement face
Yeah I got flaws, I know I'm not perfect.
But all ups and downs, will soon be worth it.
When I get there.