This is completely off topic from any of my other posts

I was just wonderin if any kind of girl would like me
I:
Turn red when i talk to someone if i have a crush on them
Think of others before myself
Make friends with people if they're alone/loners/don't have any friends YET (there was this new kid in school and since i use to be a new kid about 3 months ago, i didn't wan't him to go through his first day being alone so i talked to him, managed to make an awesome conversation very awkward, and made friends with him ^^ )
SUCK at sports, unless dancing counts
Have low stamina
Get tired easily
Pay others to protect me just incase of a fight (not that i've gotten in to a fight before or anything. almost everyone at my school is my friend

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Don't think things through and rush it. One example is me seeing these cool pair of jeans that costs $250 then after i bought it, i saw a better pair for $200 -_-
I'm:
15 and my height is 5"4 or 5"5 or 5"6. I'm not sure

Kinda good at dancing
Predictable
Generous
Friendly
Religious
A c and b student
Above average (poor - below average - average - above average - rich - pimp)
75% American 25% Filipino (Dad's half but knows nothing about his culture lmao. People say that the only thing that makes me look filipino are my eyes O_O)
I have:
Brownish hair
Brown eyes
The way i dress:
Waist coat/vest
Shirt/polo shirt
Long sleeves underneath
Grey/white jeans ONLY
Mid cut/skateboard shoes
Headphones/Earphones
Wrist Watch
I always dress like this. Different color and brand everyday
People also say that i'm funny in an awkward way or awkward in a funny way, what ever that means

i always tell random jokes/dirty jokes or say random phrases/dirty phrases then it'd get silent for about 2 seconds then evryone would start laughing with this look on my face: