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Sorry, I call most everyone bro regardless of gender. Didn't mean to offend.

I'd like to be a popular underground musician within the next two years.

Originally Posted by Spock How could anyone with any sense not want to go out with someone named "Wookie"?

So... a gas station worker then?

I'm really keen on pursuing a career in forensic chemistry.

I have 2 options:

1. Get a sex change operation and go to Thailand to work as a prostitute, giving BJs for 10$.
2. Study history and become either a teacher or a muzeologist (or both).

I find option #2 more appealing.

Why go to Thai;and and change your sex? Gay porn and prostitutes are in high demand in America. Big business men have dirty secrets.

I wish to be a political analyst.

No, smartarse. :p
I don't want to be overly popular. I'd like to be as big as Amanda Palmer, or less.

Originally Posted by Spock How could anyone with any sense not want to go out with someone named "Wookie"?

I want to go into Commercial Law.

Hahahaha. I'm only busting your balls. It's really hard to get into even the underground scene though.