Oh God , the strange feeling when i Read False things

Here we go ... Since i have studied many things About Sexuality i am your man ...
My Dear Friend ,
NOTHING can make you Gay , The fact that you get turned on Has NOTHING to do with Sexuality! For Example Lots of conservatives wear red ties, but just because you wear a red tie doesn’t mean you’re a conservative . Let me Explain it to you With a little More Details....
Even PokemonMaster was false , Not only sexually Attracted but BOTH Mentally as well , Makes you Gay .... But This is NOT the problem , your problem is the fact that she did put a finger in your butt , So lets Change the Subject TOTALLY ... Because thats even MORE far away than Sexuality
It is called , Anal Massage , YES ... Straight people do it , Why? The G spot of Men are in Prostate , By Fingering you there and touching it , You Get Extra "Orgasm" and you can "Cum" A lot Easier and Faster , and makes it MORE enjoyable , Lots of girls do that to their Men , or even Men While masturbating they do it to them Self , SELF SATISFACTION is NEVER a matter of Sexuality , Trust me ...
So , No your not weird , you are pretty much More than Natural and Normal! Just do what you like and Dont Torture your Mind , Enjoy it! because thats the whole point of Sexual Activities ... there is no direct connection between what we do and who we are, or even who we think we are.
Thank you
::Gray::