My friend, whom we're going to call
M, got a hold of my phone and started texing my other "friend" (who is actually a huge bitch to everyone and nobody likes her), whom we're going to call
R. At first,
R believed that I was the one texting her, but she eventually figured out that it was actually
M (whom she REALLY hates), and it just got more interesting from there.
M: (pretending to be me) [M] says she loves you
R: (thinking that it's me) Since when do I care what [M] says?
M: Since you confessed your undying love to her
R: (still thinking it's me) Tell her to blow it out her ass I have a boyfriend
M: She says she''ll blow her ass for 2 dollars
R: stop [M] I know it's you
M: I'll do it for a nickel if u can't afford 2 bucks
R: I'm not in the mood right bitch so if your so desperate grow a pair and go fuck your girlfriend (just some background, M is bisexual and had a girlfriend at the time) because there is no way in hell I will ever let you touch me or come near me so really blow it out your ass
M: I shit gold
R: fuck off and go bother someone else
M: I'm faster than jimmy johns
R: fuck off bitch
M: the game
M: I like it up the ass
R: either you stop or i report you to the dean on monday
I know it seems kind of mean...but I didn't write any of this and understand that these two people are kind of like that. lol.
I think it's also one of those things that's funnier if you're there and/or you know them, so yeah.
Today's Toppers
94Likes
Conversations
Wish I could rep it.
