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Announcement Two: @Kirk and I are married, you bitches touch him and I'll make a personal call to Freddy, Jason, and Leatherface to come and do horrible unspeakable things for you.
Hell, everyone else is announcing their marriages, so am I.
Announcement Three: I'll be gone for 4 days starting tomorrow morning. I may long in before we leave though. Gotta go pick up the passes for the convention early.
Anyway, if any shit goes down while I'm gone... again... then bitches gonna get slapped into the furthest galaxy away from Earth. Srsly, I sometimes think you people plan for shit to go down while I'm gone.
If shit does go down however, I expect my bitches, hoes, lovers, wife, and husband to take care of it.
So yeah, that's about it.
And if anyone cares, I'm going as Lucy from Elfen Lied, Fluttershy from MLP:FiM, and a Dog-girl. Of Corsets Sexy will be involved! Ha ha, word play.
Looking for the Realest Bitch? Tell the World Das Me!
I'm a Super Bitch, I Fuck Shit Up, I do This Shit, Real Just Like My Titties You Can Even Cop a Feel-a I Could Kill a Bitch Man, I'm so Fucking Crazy, Gotta Gun, Foaming Mouth Rabies
Take a Knife to Your Dick, I'm a Cut Your Fucking Loss, I'm a Tie You Up Bitch, Yeah I Like it When You Gag
It's Easy for You Talking Shit From That Far Away, They Don't Show Me Respect You Best Remember My Name 'Candy' is My Name but There's Nothing Sweet About Me
Well, I'm going to be leaving soon, assuming my nanny gets back with food.
So sayonara bye-bye~
Looking for the Realest Bitch? Tell the World Das Me!
I'm a Super Bitch, I Fuck Shit Up, I do This Shit, Real Just Like My Titties You Can Even Cop a Feel-a I Could Kill a Bitch Man, I'm so Fucking Crazy, Gotta Gun, Foaming Mouth Rabies
Take a Knife to Your Dick, I'm a Cut Your Fucking Loss, I'm a Tie You Up Bitch, Yeah I Like it When You Gag
It's Easy for You Talking Shit From That Far Away, They Don't Show Me Respect You Best Remember My Name 'Candy' is My Name but There's Nothing Sweet About Me