Things that men Do .... lets see What they think of Us :
- If You work Too much (many Hours) You neglect Her
- If Not , You are a drone (lazy Ass) !
- If you get More money than her (Job) , She deserves More and is not fair.
- If you get Less money than her (job) , You are Useless , and you better find something Else .
- If you tell her that she is "Gorgeous" you want her in your bedroom (aka sex)
- If not , you disregard her , and it wont be her fault if she Hooks up with the first man that will say something sweet to her o_0
-If you are crying ,you are not a 100% MAN
-If you are not Crying , you are insensitive
Working Out (Gym) :
-If you work out you are such a show off
-If you Are not , you are a pig !
-If you buy Her Flowers , Something is wrong with you
You did something Dirty
-If you dont , You are unpolished .
If you are proud of the Goals you achived , you are an exhibitionist.
-If you are Moderate , you have no ambitions
If she has a Headache , she had a rough day
-If you have a Headache , Its because you dont love her anymore .
S E X :
- If she wants to DO it , Its because she wants you , and Loves you .
- If You wanna Do it , Its because you have a Dirty Mind , and Sex is the only thing you think about , like all Men
Oh well ...