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Things that men Do .... lets see What they think of Us :

Job:

- If You work Too much (many Hours) You neglect Her
- If Not , You are a drone (lazy Ass) !

Money:

- If you get More money than her (Job) , She deserves More and is not fair.
- If you get Less money than her (job) , You are Useless , and you better find something Else .

Compliments:

- If you tell her that she is "Gorgeous" you want her in your bedroom (aka sex)
- If not , you disregard her , and it wont be her fault if she Hooks up with the first man that will say something sweet to her o_0

Crying:

-If you are crying ,you are not a 100% MAN
-If you are not Crying , you are insensitive

Working Out (Gym) :

-If you work out you are such a show off
-If you Are not , you are a pig !

Flowers:

-If you buy Her Flowers , Something is wrong with you You did something Dirty
-If you dont , You are unpolished .

Goals:

- If you are proud of the Goals you achived , you are an exhibitionist.
-If you are Moderate , you have no ambitions

Headache:

-If she has a Headache , she had a rough day
-If you have a Headache , Its because you dont love her anymore .

S E X :

- If she wants to DO it , Its because she wants you , and Loves you .
- If You wanna Do it , Its because you have a Dirty Mind , and Sex is the only thing you think about , like all Men



Oh well ...


::Gray::

Hahah this made me laugh xD

And if anyone wonders why I say I hate females even though I am one, this is why. xD

From joy to sorrow, yesterday to tomorrow, you've been there. Friends like you are rare, your touch is so gentle,
You're my guardian angel.
Like a blossoming flower spreading your wings in grace, filling my heart with power
by feeling your embrace.

Wherever the wind may blow, we will overcome this war, in times happy or sore, I will never let you go.
With a gentle warm heart and a will of stone, We'll never be apart, You'll never be alone. - John <3

Lmao ohgod. Women! *rolls eyes*

Suddenly my eyes are open
Everything comes into focus, oh!
We are all illuminated,
Lights are shining on our faces
We are, we are blinded !
We are, we are blinded !

It's funny because it's true.

Oh Well .... I wanna see What Gurls say on that ..

None of this applies to me...

Maybe someday a guy will realize I'm a gem instead of a piece of dirt!

oh ? :O

Oh what? xD

nufin xD just impressed that none of those applies to you

I guess I'm a different type of woman. Maybe that makes me even more undesirable, I don't know .