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Old 25-01-12, 08:21 AM   #1
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Hey guys,

You may or may not know it is @Lilly's b'day on Friday.
She is gonna be 16, and I am stuck on what to get her as a present.

I am gonna get her a box of condoms (i'll explain in a minute), and I don't know what sort to get her

Ok, the reason for getting them. She basically asked for some while in maths today.


Thanks for the input


*p.s. We live in England where the age of consent is 16, and that is why she said that they are what she needed .
Also I will get her something else, but she needs the condoms








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Old 25-01-12, 08:23 AM   #2
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o_0 will she use the condoms with you ?








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Old 25-01-12, 08:24 AM   #3
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Man why're you mentioning her lmfao. Completely ruins the whole surprise aspect of it.
And why're you telling us you're going to fuck her brains out ahahahha.
Oh well, don't really know her or what she likes so I can't help you much here, but think of something you know she'll really like and just get it. Or make a card









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Old 25-01-12, 08:33 AM   #4
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I am not I would never do that with her.
Its an inside joke, i am just asking what sort you think I should get her. Because I want to see the look of disgust on her face.


I would never be sexing up my Lizzy








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Old 25-01-12, 08:57 AM   #5
 
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fuck her. that would be a pretty nice present.
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Old 25-01-12, 08:59 AM   #6
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lol. GUYS WE GOT ANOTHER LAURA HERE OR WHAT?!?!









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Old 25-01-12, 09:52 AM   #7
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Gotta love when people decide they're ready for sex based just on the law, rather then the fact if they're in love, ready for the consequences if something goes wrong or the emotional parts of it

Anywayssssss.... You know her better then all of us and you know what she's into so, you probably know best. Could be music, shirt, candy, a necklace with one of her fav things on it etc. come on use your brain and your friendship and come up with something that would be personal to her.









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Old 25-01-12, 10:13 AM   #8
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I am

The condoms are a secondary present, just there for a joke


Also, not having sex based on the law I'm not having sex, and I have been legal for ages now. I am not stupid, and neither is she








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Old 25-01-12, 10:50 AM   #9
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Here I'll post something besides "fuck her". I'll bring maturity upon this thread and state if you're going to get her condoms for fun why not get her fun ones. Maybe dora the explorer ones, or the ones that vibrate etc. Extra lube ones and call her old idk. But either way have fun :p









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Old 25-01-12, 11:31 AM   #10
 
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since you're getting the condoms as kind of a joke present, you should get silly novelty ones, like they make them that are exaggerated to be HUGE and then reeeeally tiny, or you could get some flavored ones. that's always fun.
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