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I don't know why I'm going first. You are the challenger, not I.
Bring it on buttercup.
"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love."
- Washington Irving
I don't know why I'm going first. You are the challenger, not I.
Bring it on buttercup.
Well I'd like to tell a story then.
So I brought my GF over to my place to hang out..we were chilling, and you know we ate. Well we had pizza that had chicken on it. She hates chicken..so we started making out. When she felt sick, she puked. In my mouth. I started drinking it, slushing it around all over my teeth, y'know. And then she said it was gonna come out the other end. SO I got her a cup, she went in it, and I ate that cup. Slushing that and puke around in my mouth, I started spitting up and down her body.
Then I started licking it off, But it wasn't tasty enough. I decided, "hey, why not make it tastier?"
So then I simply Stabbed myself in the arm, bled on her, and mushed it around. It helped she was on her period too, extra blood. So as this is happening, she faints. So I proceeded to use her mouth as a place to pee. Cuz I really had to go. As she awoke, she was brown, yellow, and covered in puke, I then did the final step, and dumped our cat's litter box (which was full) on top of her chest, and proceeded to let the cats eat it off.
Suddenly my eyes are open
Everything comes into focus, oh!
We are all illuminated,
Lights are shining on our faces
We are, we are blinded ! We are, we are blinded !