[DeepDistress]

Thank you so very much for wasting time out of my day for trying to help you.
Really, I deeply thank you.




...gosh

[David-]

Originally Posted by SecretlyRetarded

Holy Crap you guys. This was all fake. I made it all up. My parents love me. And none of that happened.

I knew it.

[SecretlyRetarded]

OK I want to get some things straight:

A) This thread was fake.
B) I will never troll again I feel really bad now.
C) (Due to some E-mails) My parents both love and support me. They have never beaten me. So don't go thinking that. This was all fake.


Oh god can I get arrested for this. Will my parents go to jail. I was just kidding. My parents don't due that and this didn't happen. Oh Jesus no I've just ruined my entire life for like two days of fun. Am I going to jail. Or are my parents.

[SecretlyRetarded]

Also an article like rhis is in the MOD archives. These were all jokes. Plz Plz help i don't want anyone to go to jail. My life sucks enough why. why why do i do stupid shit. plz someone help

[Elle]

Thread closed. You admitted you were trolling. No need to keep on, thanks!